30 December 2008

Yeah, baby, YEAH!

The real reason I have to keep at this is my husband. The poor man's confidence in his own virility depends entirely upon my being pregnant. Every day I can get to the mailbox without waddling is a day he's convinced he's lost his mojo.

Male egos simply can't be flung down the stairs like a cat. Men are far too delicate; the slightest criticism or failing can leave them doubting and loathing themselves for years. Chain pregnancies are really a small price to pay for him to feel good about himself.


7 comments:

Gauntlets said...

:D

You're ever so much nobler than I. I'm just in it for the wardrobe.

MooreMama said...

Oh, the irony. I just typed up a post on another board talking about the effects of my infertility, pregnancy, and breastfeeding struggles on my (perceived) femininity. So much more so than (I think) the effects on DH's masculinity.

stretchy pants are a nice bonus.

Reb. Mary said...

Hee hee!

Rev. Rick Stuckwisch said...

Oh, Be-have!

Rebekah said...

:D

Lauriinnc said...

I can't even tell you the conversations dh and I have had along these lines...LOLOL Apparently there is a bit of truth in your words!

(I like the clothes better too)

Melanie said...

darn it...guess I shouldnt pack the maternity clothes away so tightly...