Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition: If Scrooge had been in prodromal labor instead of haunted

10 October 2011

If Scrooge had been in prodromal labor instead of haunted

"You may be an undigested bit of pickle, a blot of yogurt, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone macaroni. There's more of Baby Ruth than of baby about you, whatever you are!"

Or is it?

4 comments:

Untamed Shrew said...: Oooh! Now I know what to get you for Reformation!; October 10, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Dawn said...: Dickens wrote that story to pay off his fifth kid, so there you go.; October 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Rebekah said...: I'm really more of a Milky Way girl, but, you know, the poetry.

So far my writing career hasn't paid off my first appointment for Baby 1.; October 10, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Dawn said...: Well. Inflation hasn't helped.; October 10, 2011 at 9:04 PM