10 October 2011

If Scrooge had been in prodromal labor instead of haunted

"You may be an undigested bit of pickle, a blot of yogurt, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone macaroni. There's more of Baby Ruth than of baby about you, whatever you are!"

Or is it?

4 comments:

Untamed Shrew said...

Oooh! Now I know what to get you for Reformation!

Gauntlets said...

Dickens wrote that story to pay off his fifth kid, so there you go.

Rebekah said...

I'm really more of a Milky Way girl, but, you know, the poetry.

So far my writing career hasn't paid off my first appointment for Baby 1.

Gauntlets said...

Well. Inflation hasn't helped.