12 July 2010

Of the election of Synodical Presidents

By the election of Synodical Presidents we mean this truth, that all those who by the grace of history alone, for inertia's sake, through the means of majority vote, are lionized, vilified, or ignored here in time, that all these have already from who knows when been endowed by Corporate Synod with inflated importance, excessive compensation, captive audiences, and preservation in bureaucracy, and for this same reason, namely, by history alone, for inertia's sake, and by way of majority vote. That this is the doctrine of Corporate Synod is evident from a bunch of mumbo jumbo no one in her right mind would dig through for direct citations, even for a joke.

4 comments:

Gauntlets said...

None of this is happening. None of it ever has.

Rebekah said...

Nope.

Anonymous said...

Huh??? Explain...Maybe I am just too tired or slow to figure this out.

Rebekah said...

Sorry, Anon. Just an attempt to demonstrate that the election of grace is so much nicer than the election of synodical presidents.