A mother feeds everyone lunch at 12:30 p.m. At 1 p.m. the four-year-old loses his lunch all over the carpeted dining room. At 1:03 p.m., the six-year-old announces that the toilet is clogged and, "Everything is getting wet!" At 1:04 p.m., the one-year-old's diaper spills.
Question: At what time did Dad leave the scene to, you know, go do something important?
Please show proof of your work.
Extra credit question 1: How many tuna would have died had the one-year-old been sitting in the ocean when her diaper spilled?
Extra credit question 2: What was the family dog doing at 1:05 p.m.? That's right.