My table manners are terrible. I can't remember how decent people eat. We were at some banquetish type thing a while ago, accompanied by a totally inappropriate baby, and my husband had to give me a friendly reminder that if I ate my salad with the fork I just picked up I was going to be really sad come dessert time. I also always forget to put my napkin on my lap, because at home I'm up and down throughout the meal and/or I've got a baby sitting on me. In fact, at our house you pretty much only get a napkin if you spill something. So anyway, if you ever have the misfortune of eating in my presence, I apologize in advance for being a slob.