Are you frustrated with today’s maternity fashions?
Are you angry about that dress that looked so promising, but no longer conceals your immense Baby Boulder?
Would you prefer to avoid what many know as the Belly Creep?
How embarrassing. And on the red carpet, too.
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Psst . . . If anyone happens to be in the market for maternity clothes, I did find a pair of jeans that both fit and stay up even during those final precarious weeks. Keep an eagle eye and you'll hit a good sale, especially if you shop in-store.