Every image needs a voice.
Thus the first ever Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition caption contest! Provide a caption for the image above. The winner will receive a fabulous, amazing, heavy prize via mail! And we all know how much you like receiving mail.
Get to work, friends. The contest closes 9 p.m. on Friday (02.22).
14 comments:
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
(see this article)
"Trust me, ma'am, she doesn't want a headband."
http://thehive.modbee.com/files/images/Hillary%20Clinton.bmp
"Is this the village idiot we've heard tell about?"
or
"Oh oh - the one that got away. Quick, smother it."
or
"If we keep aborting these guys, who will be our voter base?"
or
"Hey Bill! - it's a live one - come see!"
or
"What kind of a woman are you? Did you actual have sexual relations with a MAN to get this baby?"
or
"You are too stupid to raise this child. I'll just take over now, thanks. Check's in the mail."
or
"I've never done this before, does it show?"
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I could go on, but I'll wait and see the other responses...
M
"A hopeful fool places the nation's future in the hands of a very bad woman."
"Ma'am, we'll take this sweet baby to the village for raising...(are the cameras getting all this?)...awwww, she's sweet. Yes, Mommy, you just keep smiling because you have delegated all parenting responsibilities to the general public - you're off the hook!"
To hear my caption follow this link and hit play
http://www.slate.com/id/2174397/nav/tap3/
I know I missed the deadline by 5 hours but...
"mmmmmmmhhh me hungry! Before I eat your soul, I will appetize on this delicious baby souffle!"
Too late for the prize, but
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
I know the contest is over, but:
"Oooh, do they always smell like that?"
Tim
Hey Gauntlets--when hosting a contest, it's traditional to announce a winner.
Don't worry everybody, I announce the winner to be....me! :-D
Gauntlets - feel free to send me the prize of 8 lbs of pure Venezuelan chocolate. Scott and I will be watching the mail.
Lucky for you, rosie, we are of a like mind. This time. Bwa ha ha ha!
Not chocolate. Better.
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