23 April 2012

If I were queen of the world

I would ban plastic food bags, which invariably get opened in a cacophony of crackles just as the baby is about to give in to sleep.

So, no more corn chips, you dear peasant folk. If you need to cry about it, go to your room and shut the door.

4 comments:

Cathy said...

I wish you you were queen, so you could ban them. I hate that sound.

Kira said...

But if the baby is (finally) sound asleep in the room next to yours, you can perhaps cry about it in the basement or outside.

Rebekah said...

Bag rustlers are the worst. You know who you are.

pekoponian said...

I don't know... I think bag exploders maybe the worst.