20 September 2011

The words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart

Pregnant lady says, "Hey, dude. You ready for breakfast?"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "I think you left them on the porch."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "Don't poke him with toothpicks. Why do you HAVE a toothpick?"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "I do, I like green eggs and ham! Thank you, thank you, Sam I am!"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "He's out, can I take a message?"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "Can you take that laundry busket up when you go?"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady sings, "And on earth peace, goodwill toward men."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "Thank you so much!"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "Asked and answered. Listen if you want to know what's going on."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "How bout them Hawks!"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "No, sixth."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "About four more weeks."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "They can't blow up the Enterprise!"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "Roy Rogers. Four cherries."
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

Pregnant lady says, "How can it not be bedtime yet?"
Pregnant lady is thinking, This baby is going to come out of me.

7 comments:

Leah said...

"Asked and answered. Listen if you want to know what's going on."

Good one - gonna start using that.

"How bout them Hawks!"

OK, can't say that, because OUR team is the Seahawks, and although we are super loyal fans, HOW BOUT NOTHIN' this season!

"No, sixth."

I'm always waiting for that wonderful question, to which this is the answer. Sigh.

And as for -
This baby is going to come out of me.

Keep thinkin' it sister.

Leah said...

And I must say, you look really cute in that picture. So does your smart baby.

Melrose said...

Mine would read: This baby is going to come out of me. I hate labor. Why do we keep doing this!? sob!!!

But perhaps that was implied in simply "This baby is going to come out of me." :D

lisa said...

<3
I know. That part never gets easier.

Christ keep you.

Rebekah said...

:D Leah. Alas, I am nowhere near that cute.

Melrose, you got it. :P

etem said...

hey heart: ssshhhhhh.

Gauntlets said...

etem is right. What does the heart know? :(