13 November 2009

True Marsh eyes

I mentioned awhile back how I feel about the girlie men of Hollywood. There are others who find the preponderance of girlie men to be problematic.

I've also mentioned, via my friend's post, how I feel about fish. Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you suitable evidence that the real danger of Hollywood's girlie men is that they are not men, but fish:

I shall plan my cousin's escape from that Canton mad-house,
and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Innsmouth.
We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and
dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean
and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones
we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.

The only notable difference: Mr. Pattinson is clearly wearing makeup. Beware, America. Beware.

HT on the Derbyshire bit: Mr. Jones.


Reb. Mary said...


Rebekah said...

Strange aeons, people. You heard it here.

Untamed Shrew said...

"subtle like a sledgehammer." HA!!

EKGaunt said...

Hahahahaha!! The book claims Edward to be just so very perfect... (Yeah, I read it...them...all of them. Ok?) But I'm with you here, Gauntlets. Per your links, for many reasons I hope that we will start reviewing the ridiculousness that is The Pill. *sigh*