2. Force child to spend its first seven years working moderately hard learning to read, figure, write, and think. Obtain more children in the meantime.
3. Sit back and watch as oldest child takes over its own education and that of its siblings.
4. Drink mimosas and blog.*
"You may not have Mother's treat. Now go teach little Billy something."
This is a really sweet gig, ladies. Highly recommended.
*Again, Gauntlets does not really drink that many mimosas. They are too expensive. She drinks cheap wine, instead.