Postulants: Unmarried women who intend to live as Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition upon marriage, or married women who haven't brought it up to their husbands yet, or married women who still aren't sure even after their husbands spoke to them comfortably.
Novices: Newly married women living as Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition who have not yet become pregnant.
Temporarily Avowed: Married women living as a Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition who lie awake at night.
Professed: Pam, Heidi, Karin, Dort, LaRena, Linda, Lauri, etc.
Secular Oblates: Married women who are living as Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition but haven't really talked to their husbands about it. May withdraw at any time, what with the wild card husband.
Regular Oblates: De facto Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition who aren't quite sure why. While they may have never formally professed CSPP, they seem to be living as such. A regular oblate of CSPP probably has a husband who is on board but hasn't bothered to spell that out for her benefit.
First Class: Novices to whom God does not give a child. They may assume this designation at whatever time they deem appropriate.
Second But Not Dishonorable Class: Married women who cannot live as Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition but wish they could.
This needs to be a widget. Does anyone know how to build one? Or maybe we'll just have to settle for t-shirt. Maternity t-shirt. With nursing openings.