14 January 2013

Guys.

I bet if you blended coconut oil and raw human milk with an immersion blender in an organic glass and drank it, you would never die.

7 comments:

Gauntlets said...

Organic raw human milk?

etem said...

What? Do you know how many toxins are in immersion blenders?
But yes, you are probably right.

Rebekah said...

What happens when a toxin touches something organic?

Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?

Reb. Mary said...

A drink deferred...

Leah said...

Nah, who wants to live forever anyway?

Cathy said...

Is this the same recipe that calls for two organic whiskers from an organic black cat that's been dead at least two weeks, and you turn around three times under an organic full moon at midnight? I tried that. I'm waiting to see of it works.

etem said...

Festers. Definitely.