Thought it was TV, did ya? Thought it was school that ruined families? Thought it was living far from grandmas and grandpas and aunts and uncles and cousins? Thought it was chicken nuggets and polyester clothes made in China? Thought it was Sunday morning youth soccer? Thought it was birth control and no-fault divorce and Anabaptist praise songs?
You're wrong! It's houses! Quick, save your family! Move out of your house before it's too late! (Becoming a band of troubadours is, I believe, optional.)
O foolish Robinsons, who hath bewitched you?