Sometimes I have to resort to my secret weapon--badly made-up song lyrics set to much despised tunes--to convey important points around here. For instance:
Sing to tune for The Song That Never Ends
I have a family that will not clean up its own mess!
I'm not 100% why, but I think I can guess:
They do not bother to clean up because they know that I
Will get to it eventually, though it may make me cry.
Repeat as long as necessary. Results guaranteed.