21 February 2008

The times they are a changin'

Every zeitgeist needs an image:

Every image needs a voice.

Thus the first ever Concordian Sisters of Perpetual Parturition caption contest! Provide a caption for the image above. The winner will receive a fabulous, amazing, heavy prize via mail! And we all know how much you like receiving mail.

Get to work, friends. The contest closes 9 p.m. on Friday (02.22).


Dan @ Necessary Roughness said...

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

(see this article)

Rebekah said...

"Trust me, ma'am, she doesn't want a headband."


MM said...

"Is this the village idiot we've heard tell about?"


"Oh oh - the one that got away. Quick, smother it."


"If we keep aborting these guys, who will be our voter base?"


"Hey Bill! - it's a live one - come see!"


"What kind of a woman are you? Did you actual have sexual relations with a MAN to get this baby?"


"You are too stupid to raise this child. I'll just take over now, thanks. Check's in the mail."


"I've never done this before, does it show?"

I could go on, but I'll wait and see the other responses...


Rosie said...
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Rosie said...

"A hopeful fool places the nation's future in the hands of a very bad woman."

Marjorie Hall said...

"Ma'am, we'll take this sweet baby to the village for raising...(are the cameras getting all this?)...awwww, she's sweet. Yes, Mommy, you just keep smiling because you have delegated all parenting responsibilities to the general public - you're off the hook!"

Pr. Conner said...

To hear my caption follow this link and hit play


April Marie said...

I know I missed the deadline by 5 hours but...

"mmmmmmmhhh me hungry! Before I eat your soul, I will appetize on this delicious baby souffle!"

Reb. Mary said...

Too late for the prize, but


Elijah the Tishbite said...

I know the contest is over, but:
"Oooh, do they always smell like that?"


Rebekah said...

Hey Gauntlets--when hosting a contest, it's traditional to announce a winner.

Rosie said...

Don't worry everybody, I announce the winner to be....me! :-D

Rosie said...

Gauntlets - feel free to send me the prize of 8 lbs of pure Venezuelan chocolate. Scott and I will be watching the mail.

Gauntlets said...

Lucky for you, rosie, we are of a like mind. This time. Bwa ha ha ha!

Not chocolate. Better.

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