Rosie! Congratulations, Rosie! You've won the first ever Caption Contest hosted here on good and ready CSPP!
We know where to find you, and you'll be getting your prize. Just you wait.
The newly captioned photograph reads like this:
Any political, philosophical, emotional, nonsensical, Seussical conclusions inferred from our selection of this caption are probably dead on. Hey. We like to use our money on our own kids.
More Caption Contests coming up! We've got a whole drawer full of prizes, people. And we promise not to become trapped in the Wormhole of Lost Time next go around.